Friday, March and July's Dormitory #149

The Dormitory shared by March, July, and Friday.

"Here it is, our humble abode." The twins said, leading their friend Wind into their dormitory by the hand. They looked at their dorm from a guest's perspective. There was a bunk bed on one side of the room, and a singular bed on the other side. Two jet black desks lined a wall, side by side, atop them were top notch computers provided from the school. The twins had finished unpacking and decorated their side of the room. Posters of various bands were on the walls, along with a photo of Friday as a girl. There still was a nail in the wall from when March had accidently nailed in a photo frame too high.

Wind replied,"It looks nice, and this?" she pointed at the photo of the girly professor,"I'm not even going to ask." Wind walked around the room, soaking it all in, she really did think it was nice. She ended up sitting on the bottom bunkbed,"Why are there three beds?"

The twins went to go sit next to Wind,on both sides of her, on the bottom bunk. "Oh, that's because we are sharing a dormitory with Friday." they replied casually. Endless pranks forming in their scheming minds.

Wind grinned, poor Friday. He probably wouldn't be able to sleep at night, knowing that they were on the other side of the room. She almost pitied him, but decided he's mature enough, right?

July and March pinched their noses. "Let's go, this place is starting to smell funny." they remarked looking up at the vents. The smell was like something died, they would have to tell a janitor, or their professor. They led Wind out of their dormitory, scowling the whole time.

Friday walked into his dormitory and almost had the nerve to walk back out. There was a ghastly smell in the air, and he had thought that nothing could smell worse than his socks, but boy, was he wrong.
The boy took his tie and wrapped it around his face, trying to block some stench from reaching his nose. There was no such luck.

The twins swarmed into the dormitory, with surgeon masks around their face. They had rubber gloves on and had arsenic in their hands, they also wore green bio-hazard suits. July and March almost trampled the boy, but they walked under the vent and opened it. A swarm or rats fell out a long with a whole bunch of smelly cheese. July yelped and sprayed arsenic all over the rats. March stood behind his scared brother and held his fore arms, guiding him while he sprayed away.

Friday watched in amazement until the rats came flying out, the boy squeaked and coughed from the arsenic. He held his chest and coughed loudly, while trying to run out of the room. Once he was out he shut the door, and panted in the hallway.

The twins finished the job and left the room, closing the door after them. They leaned against the wall across from Friday. July and March took off their masks. March let out a long sigh and July said," Hopefully, that never happens again." March laughed and nodded in agreement. It was a prank gone wrong, they had ordered 500 rats, but they didn't know where to store it. The plan was that they would unleash the rat horde in the womans' restroom, but it had gone wrong because the rats were too loud to be hidden under their bed, and the homework that their professor assigned was too time consuming. Eventually the rats found their way into the dormitory and chose to eat all the papers lying around instead of the cheese. That's when the twins decided they had to go.

Friday eyes widened," Did you see those rats???!! They were HUMONGO-GANTUAN-SAURUS!!!!!" Friday exclaimed, jumping up and down in front of the twins. He went to the door and opened it to look in, he quickly shut it. The boy pinched his nose and wrinkled his face,"It smells fuuuuuunny in there," Friday said waving his hand in front of his nose.

July and March laughed and grabbed the boy's shoulders they pulled him along," Come on, let's let the arsenic settle before we can open a window, and let's not bother the rats who are trying to die." they said.

"What??! Why are they trying to die? Rats are nice," Friday asked, digging the heel of his feet into the newly waxed floor to try to stop the twins from pushing him, but he wasn't too successful.

"Uh, let's just say-"July said trying to think of a good lie. "They kidnapped our professor,Mizuki, but we rescued her and now we have to kill them."March lied, convincingly.

Friday gasped and quickly ran down the hall trying to get as far away from the evil rats as possible. He thundered down the hallway shouting his friend's name," MIZUKI?! MIZUUUUKIIIII???!!!! MIZUKI????"

The twins laughed and shook their heads at the ridiculousness. They still didn't understand why he was even a professor. Unless he was incredibly intelligent, not that he already wasn't, but even more intelligent than L. If that was even possible.